Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't

(crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt.com)

125 points | by DarkContinent 3 hours ago

21 comments

  • giov4 13 minutes ago
    I think nature and plants always interested me since I was a kid. For example I loved to plant from seeds, see them grow, learn and explore a bit with curiosity my mum or aunt plants and when being out in the forest, but not a lot more than that.

    Later, while growing up, I noticed my brain noticing plants or tree details, auto mapping them to possible genre, trying to find out, trying to memorize... but not always voluntarily, meaning that i felt like I was much more attracted and focused on plants and tree details and recognition after a certain age.

    Something similar happened with birds, my brain started recording and recognizing the different birds sounds, and I started recognizing birds types more. Like something that before was a random signal or a bunch of sounds suddenly with age started having patterns and clear distinctions that attracted my brain and memory, and I simply started being able to distinguish birds by just hearing them.

    I love it, I observe, I listen, I learn. I use the plant apps and birdnet for the bird soiunds (from CornellLab and Technical university of Chemnitz). Cool projects, lovely apps and interesting tech usage. I'm planning to upgrade terrace with constant camera feed for auto-detection.

    But the main point is, does anybody relate to this grown interest to plants and bird distinction with age? is it something known and defined? it kinda feels like part of a biological evolution related to age, but no idea.

  • Schlagbohrer 52 minutes ago
    He's great, I love his concrete botany videos about weeds thriving in harsh human environments. His tour of the Chicago River is great, and an NYC parking lot that has been taken back over by nature is fascinating.

    https://youtu.be/SRRbspvheRc

    https://youtu.be/AVPkBv-QQ6U

  • iammjm 1 hour ago
    I can strongly recommend the mobile app Flora Incognita for quickly identifying plants. It’s made by one of the German universities so it’s free, don’t have ads, and don’t collect your personal data. I even showed it to my mum and she loves it
    • max-ch 6 minutes ago
      Besides the utility for users, Flora Incognita is also a massive crowdsourcing project for science: They use the GPS location of photos in combination with the identified plants to build a temporo-spatial database of confirmed plant sightings. (To my knowledge no link to any personal data of users.)
    • dmos62 1 hour ago
      Better than PlantNet?
      • sigmoid10 58 minutes ago
        PlantNet covers everything, Flora is more central Europe focused and has a hard time with non-native plants.
        • iammjm 52 minutes ago
          I live next to a botanical garden which has climate-regulated glass domes with all sorts of non-native plants from around the world and it gets 90%+ of them right, but sometime you have to feed it different parts of the plant. PlantNet does look great too, I’ll have to check it out!
          • sigmoid10 25 minutes ago
            That's a nice anecdote, but I didn't just make up this fact. According to their paper [1], Flora has 4851 supported species, while PlantNet covered 30,261 at the time. Flora also tends to mix up cultivated/ornamental plants with wild counterparts, so your perceived accuracy may be deceptive if you're not a botanist. So yes, it's a cute app if you are a walking outside in central Europe, but it's nowhere near PlantNet.

            [1] https://besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/2041...

    • kamma4434 32 minutes ago
      +1 for Flora Incognita. This is what apps should be.
  • ggm 35 minutes ago
    Great article with elements of "how to draw an owl" about it.

      To be really good at botany is simple. Just learn how to be really good at {list of requirements which are themselves recursively complex and challenging, despite being written as one word like "learn"}
    • trentor 12 minutes ago
      I am lost they have training videos, they have a reading list, they have tutorials... everything you need to get started. How else would you acquire skills? There is no upload function yet.
  • rib3ye 1 hour ago
    Joey is also an amazing fine and graffiti artist (ALONE)

    https://www.publiclandstore.com/blogs/gallery/joey-alone-exh...

  • chao- 1 hour ago
    A friend from my youth always had an encyclopedic knowledge of plants, could identify them effortlessly just as we were walking around. I always envied him, but despite a love of plants, gardening, et cetera, I never went beyond a surface level until I started casually following Joey and CPBBD during COVID times. A big theme of what I've learned from him is how deeply geology is intertwined with plant evolution. Seems obvious once you hear it, but I genuinely never considered it until then.

    At some point he taught an online course called "Blue Collar Botany" that went through plant ecology, evolution, identification, and other topics. It was fantastic, and finally got me into learning about the plants around me more rigorously. Years later, I still hear his voice in my head when I see certain parts of a plant like a laminar stamen. His affect is so unique that it actually helped me remember the content easier.

    I don't know if he still teaches it or sells the videos from those sessions, but I would recommend it to anyone who wants to learn more about the natural world around them.

  • yreg 17 minutes ago
    Every page on this website ends with the How to make a herbarium pressing tutorial.

    I crave for some photos of the author's herbarium.

  • scyzoryk_xyz 1 hour ago
    Watch this guy's YT channel - have been for years now. I think what originally caught my attention on his channel was a video specifically about the flora around run-down Oakland urban-industrial areas.
    • chao- 59 minutes ago
      I think I also first found him from his "guerrilla gardening" work in Oakland. I think it was in a median, planting native species on a barren strip of dirt. Something of that nature.

      His backstory is really one-of-a-kind. If I recall correctly, he got really into botany because he worked for Union Pacific railroad, and while stopping in a city, would go to the library and checkout different botany books.

  • schainks 32 minutes ago
    One of my favorite channels of all time on youtube. You get to see new places, learn amazing botany facts, local history, and experience interjected spicy opinions.
  • jl6 5 minutes ago
    Can I get this, but for geology?
  • franciscop 1 hour ago
    > "at the time, he was probably mostly thinking of “white European cultures”, and while we can acknowledge how backwards and fucking goofy this is now, we can still admit that Linnaeus’ ideology was simply flawed like his time and NOT throw out the baby with the proverbial bath water"

    In the 18th century someone living in Europe making science books would definitely be using Latin, maybe French if you were a modernist, as that was the language of science publication and communication. I don't see how this is either backwards or goofy?

    It's similar to use English on an internet blog post nowadays (as the author does), since there's many more Chinese or Spanish native speakers than English, but English IS the language of international communication.

    • asdfman123 53 minutes ago
      Of all the things you could criticize as backwards in 18th century biology, the choice of using Latin is probably the silliest. It was the language of learning. It's a practical choice that you and I would make if we were transported to that time.
    • kriro 1 hour ago
      Agreed. The author in question (Linnaeus) was from Sweden and professor at a Swedish university (Uppsala). Latin was used across the board in "traditional" sciences in northern Europe at that time and in fact the distinction of disciplines was not as clear as it is today. Linnaeus was a professor of medicine formally but focused on botany. He traveled a lot and had many international "contacts", especially in the Netherlands. His correspondence was usually a mix of Swedish and Latin (which I find interesting because I assume Swedish was not widely studied at the time) but his professional publications were in Latin.

      But it was an interesting time as slowly native languages became more common. The chair for economic sciences at Uppsala was specifically to be taught in Swedish (1741).

      Southern and central Europe were ahead of the curve a bit and it was more common to see French, English and German for example (French and English scientific journals date back to the 1660s).

      For more information, I can recommend "Languages of science in the eighteenth century" by Britt-Louise Gunnarsson which specifically focuses on Linnaeus. It's Open Access: https://www.degruyterbrill.com/document/doi/10.1515/97831102...

    • bragh 58 minutes ago
      It's an interesting topic, though. If Latin is backwards because of assocation with European cultures, what are biologists nowadays proposing to replace it with? Some kind of universal coding system like ISBN or DOI?
      • melagonster 53 minutes ago
        They just use any name can be spelled by Latin characters.
      • asdfman123 51 minutes ago
        Oh, and use your oppressive, colonial numbering system? /s
    • neuroticnews25 19 minutes ago
      The way I parsed the sentence, the backwards and goofy part is just the """he was probably mostly thinking of “white European cultures”""", not the choice of Latin. Just a concilatory disclaimer to avoid being cancelled for talking good things about someone born before the abolition of slavery.
    • gherkinnn 34 minutes ago
      Luckily the author continues with

      > I say this because a few unthinking “performative leftist” nitwits as of late have decided to attack the science of taxonomy itself).

    • DonHopkins 38 minutes ago
      Simlish was intentionally designed to be linguistically neutral, so we didn't have to laboriously translate all the game audio into dozens of languages.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simlish

      For the same reason, botanical nomenclature should obviously be standardized in Simlish. Sul sul, Laganaphyllis simnovorii!

      Laganaphyllis simnovorii is the scientific name of the Cowplant, literally suggestive of a plant that devours Sims. It first appeared under that name in The Sims 2: University as a Natural Science career reward. The Sims 3 Store also uses the full name officially.

      https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Laganaphyllis_simnovorii

      >This bizarre bovine vegetation is large enough to swallow your next-door neighbor whole. In fact, it WILL eat your neighbors. Your friends will be hard-pressed to resist the tantalizing vine-cake of the carnivorous Laganaphyllis Simnovorii. After it has consumed some prey, milk it for sweet, rejuvenating nectar of life. A swig of this liquid refreshment will add precious days to a Sim's life and wash away any regret they may have over their visitor's fate.

      A proposed technical lexicon:

      Plant: floragerb. Flora: floragerbia. Vegetation: verdigerbium. Fruit: pomofroob. Vegetable: olerinoob. Root: radixgerb. Stem: caulob. Leaf: folinurb. Flower: anthofleeb. Seed: seminib. Pollen: pollinoob. Spore: sporib. Cell: cellubo. Cell wall: muracellum. Chlorophyll: chlorofleebin. Photosynthesis: photofroobulation. Cellular respiration: respiragerbation. Germination: germinoobulation. Pollination: pollifleebation. Fertilization: gametogerbination. Transpiration: evapofleebulation. Xylem: xyloob. Phloem: phleebum. Stoma: stomabo. Phylogeny: ancestragerbics. Morphology: formagerbology. Binomial nomenclature: duonominoobulation.

    • DonHopkins 52 minutes ago
      More scientific lectures should be delivered with a blue collar Chicago dialect and accent.
    • gostsamo 1 hour ago
      Because latin was common only for part of one continent where he happened to be and not to the rest of the world while english happens to be spoken all over the globe due to a big goofy empire that went places.

      However, let's keep out the culture wars from a post mainly about plants.

      • SirHumphrey 51 minutes ago
        If in 17 hundreds you wanted to choose a language that could be deciphered, say, also in China, Latin was a much better choice than any native language in various vicinity.
      • usrnm 1 hour ago
        > english happens to be spoken all over the globe due to a big goofy empire that went places

        Why do you think Latin was popular?

      • mantas 1 hour ago
        Latin was the language for education and science waaaay beyond ex Roman Empire. Pretty much whole christian europe used Latin in medieval age and beyond.
  • razster 1 hour ago
    Slowly killing my lawn. Red bud trees will soon forest my property.
    • contingencies 42 minutes ago
      Congratulations! Add a water feature ... it will attract birds. And next to that some smaller shrubs. Then once the trees grow you can put climbers and ferns in them. And throw down some rocks for good measure. It encourages variant microclimates which encourages biodiversity.
      • DonHopkins 23 minutes ago
        Also throw down some Psylocybe Allenii spores (family Hymenogastraceae) for even better measure!

        It thrives in otherwise hideous and tacky Home Depot woodchip landscaping beds in front of luxury yuppie condos, banks, and other nondescript, bleak looking buildings.

        They'll lift the veil on your own bullshit, and make you deal with whatever's harming you, like four weeks of therapy in four hours.

        The Ethnomycology of Ugly Landscaping:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHRgY8fZNv4

        • contingencies 6 minutes ago
          ROFL. Banned in Australia. "Requires age verification." Next up: Ethnomycology of nanny state....
  • HPsquared 1 hour ago
    The article actually is about botany, but the title reminded me there is a whole area that could be called "criminal botany". As in, there are specific plants that are cultivated for the purposes of criminal activity. And on the other side, forensic botany (things like analysing pollen traces)
    • chabska 0 minutes ago
      There are a lot more to Criminal Botany. There's the chaotic evil variety, like planting an invasive species, planting bamboo near your enemy's house, and sprinkling mint on someone's garden plot. There's the chaotic good variety, like broadcasting native seeds on a grass lawn and releasing moles onto a golf field. There's chaotic neutral, like making air layering on trees that you don't own, or otherwise taking seeds, cuttings, or plantlets from them.
    • Biganon 6 minutes ago
      There's also guerilla gardening, where you plant stuff where you're not supposed to, typically municipal soil
  • ouz-a 50 minutes ago
    That's a great title & look for the website, I'm tired of generic looks we see everyday, something like this excites me as I remember the old web.
  • vw_bulli 38 minutes ago
    I know nothing about Botany, but I must compliment a good website and writing style when I see one.
  • philips 1 hour ago
    I listened to his book, Concrete Botany[1], while doing my gardening last month. I really enjoyed it even as a long time watcher of his YouTube channel. I don't know if I could have read it because it does seem to drag on a bit but it was worth it for his narration.

    [1]: https://libro.fm/audiobooks/9798317900410-concrete-botany

  • 3lambda 51 minutes ago
    Love this guy!!
  • contingencies 41 minutes ago
    I'm aware of this guy but the presentation is a bit full on for me. My buddy who is in to botany says apparently his podcasts are really good: https://open.spotify.com/show/2zJDjluBz6qVCGrF1I8JhP
  • DonHopkins 1 hour ago
    Woke Grocery Store (Whole Foods in Berkeley)

    https://youtu.be/PUFQouwqbe8?t=180

    Now this, this is the bargain, this is the bargain section.

    Now shit gets a little hectic here, 'cause you get people, you get a bunch of hippies clubbing each other with the cucumbers, throwing shit, fighting to get, you know, the cheapest avocados.

    But you get, like dollar thirty-nine for eight of these. They're about to go bad but, they're not bad yet. Still good, all kinds of good stuff.

    You got little papayas and shit. Maybe a little soft, but still edible.

    Okay but you get, again, sometimes you gotta wear a helmet when you come in there. Because it does, it gets hot.

    There's people, just, it gets, I mean, you've seen, you know, on the outside they're soft, and they seems like they got nice soft liberal values.

    But then they just start attacking each other, the claws come out, you know. I've seen a couple knifings in that room before, it's absolutely...

    Oh look the berries! Physalis species. All right, who doesn't like solanaceae right there.

    Golden gooseberries. I don't know what the fuck a gooseberry is, but that's a physalis. There you go, $3.25 for a basket.

    [Watch the looks he's getting from people:]

    Ok, so overall this is a wonderful spot to get talked down to, condescendingly lectured by a college student with a septum ring who can explain to you how you should think and behave and uh, and uh, you know, police your language.

    Very uh, there's a lotta, there's a lotta lessons you can learn here, ok? You know. And if it wasn't for this spot, I don't know what I would do.

    Now they, the got some guavas, they got some, I don't know where they hid the guavas at, but...

    Now this is my favorite section, aka the hippie snake oil section, ok. Absolutely wonderful spot. [...]